smurf that ho

when you hum the themesong to the smurfs while having sex

Last night I decided to smurf that ho because I had already batmanned her.

by chickachikayeahyeah January 23, 2008

smurf-tastic

Something smurf-tastic is like if you had the trifecta of ninjas, pirates, and robots combined with the power of Chuck Norris cameo's and jokes all riding on a Giraffe.

I had the MOST smurf-tastic weekend! Avatar is a totally smurf-tastic movie!

by wherami January 19, 2010

Papa Smurf

Term used to refer to the current Chapter Master of the Ultramarines Space Marine Chapter, Marneus Augustus Calgar.

You heard that jackass Matt Ward says Papa Smurf is the "spiritual liege" of all Space Marines? Man, that's just bullshit.

by Filthy Landlubber May 21, 2015

Smurf Dippin

Its when yout fucking a girl in the porta-johns and while ur fucking her, you stuff her head in the blue water.

smurf dippin

by D-2008 June 20, 2009

Smurfed

To loot a body before it even hits the ground.

"Damn, he smurfed the hell out of that cultist's body."

by GsoRob August 1, 2009

smurfing

Social Media surfing. What happens when you start following random interesting topics and links on friends' posts in social media profiles (e.g. Twitter).

I just went in to check my FB messages and ended up smurfing for an hour looking at the drunk-ass party pics my bro posted.

by fandongle September 16, 2009

Smurfed Out

Tripping on acid, or in other words feeling any sensation of extreme euphoria.

Yo dude, he's so smurfed out on that weed.

by Justin February 20, 2004