Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023

slim jim

a long meat stick of meat

i love meat stick

i like slim jim i eat slim jim

by chicken nugget_hotmoms April 13, 2023

slim shady

Appears in Eminem’s 2000 “The Real Slim Shady” and also appears in “My Name Is”.

Hi, My name is, (Who?) My name is, (What?) My name is, shukashuka slim shady.

by colliao April 23, 2023

Slim Thick

Must meet all of the following criteria:
a) a bitch or female. Can also include transitioned bitches. We’re not bigots.
b) small waist. Absolutely. No. Fatties.
c) a dump truck
d) thighs like Mewtwo.

Teyana Taylor is Slim Thick

by MamblesJambles May 11, 2023

dj slim jr

Dj slim Jr, he is a very talented person he has talent such as mixing and producing.He has a good personality,funny,attractive and he is well known around the world. He has the woman of his dreams he never get loved or shown love. After he meet the girl of his dreams he noticed someone care and love him the way he wanted to. DJ Slim Jr never had his family or his father in his life. He is 16 years of age,and he is about to be a star in the near future. ........ ........ Wrote by: Zack wrote on February 18th 2022.

Dj slim Jr update....

by Zack oliver November 20, 2023

A slim shady

When he chases you around and you run reciting Eminem lyrics till he catches you and dicks you down

"I am going to slim shady you"

A slim shady - A term for a sex act

by Hoover_henry123 July 23, 2023

Slim down x

Get rid of all the useless, meaningless bureaucrats in your company or organization in order to streamline your operations.

Canadian civil service needs to slim down x and hire more social workers

by Sexydimma August 22, 2023