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sizemologist 

A person who spends way too much time mentally measuring cakes,pies,pizzas,etc determining which piece/slice is the biggest.
I'm waiting for the sizemologist to finish eye-balling the pizza and select his piece first.
sizemologist by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
Related Words

Texas-sized 

To describe something that is approximately the size of the U.S. state of Texas, or to describe something (usually but not always originating from Texas) that is large compared to other objects of its type.
"God damn that burger is Texas-sized!" num num num

"Everything is bigger in Texas." ;)
Texas-sized by S1LV3R SnIpEr December 23, 2008

super sized mcshizzel 

Super Sized Mcshizzel is the definition of hot. It’s Leo Valdez baby
Leo Valdez is so hot, he is totally the Super Sized Mcshizzel

National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day 

National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day! On this day you can throw anyone that is a normal size!!
Marina it’s National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day!” I said! “NO” yelled Marina quickly before I threw her.
A person who judges someone on the size of their body and/or body parts.
"Wow Ben your short"
"Susan don't be a sizest!
sizest by Anaheim November 26, 2016

lovely sized 

small, midget, short-arse
he's tall and you're... lovely sized
lovely sized by secretlysmall October 28, 2009