Simple slut

Along the same lines as a basic bitch but way more slutty..

"Omg max, i cant believe your dating such a simple slut!"

by anonymous April 16, 2022

Simple Ginger

A ginger living a normal life with nothing special happening in his life.

Emanuel had a job, a wofe, two kids and then died. He was a simple ginger.

by Gatewae May 11, 2022

Simple Alpaca

A very strange YouTube channel that uploads tech videos literally every day, 24/7 non-stop. Most of the videos are repetitive and deal with the same theme, such as "{insert old phone here} in {insert current year here}, still worth buying?"

Does a mix of both iPhone and Android videos, but has an obvious Apple bias (he literally called the Pixel 4 an iPhone once). No one knows for sure what drives him to upload such a large volume of videos non-stop, all we know is that he loves us.

Typical videos from Simple Alpaca:
-iOS 16 on iPhone 8!
-iOS 16 on iPhone X!
-iOS 16 on iPhone XR!
-iOS 16 on iPhone XS!
-iOS 16 on iPhone XS Max!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 11!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 11 Pro!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 11 Pro Max!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 12!
-iPhone 5 in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 5S in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6 in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6 Plus in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6S in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6S Plus in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 7 in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
(you get the idea)

Me: *looks at Simple Alpaca's upload history*
Also me: Damn this mans is such a hustler

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 7, 2022

Simonee

He is the only god
He farted out the multiverse an infinite amount of years ago

He takes the form of a iguana as we cannot comprehend the his true form

He fought bully magiure over a morbillion years ago however he was only able to imprison him in the middle of the multiverse but in order to help him defeat him you must pray to him in order to reach out salvation

I love the almighty simonee

by The Pope of simoneeism June 27, 2022

simple silence

A stillness in time, space, and even mind.

"i'm so tired i just want to sit in simple silence."

by winter.criez January 31, 2023

Shmole

The dude in the squad that just sucks.

Juan: Alberto ruined our game of pool by making us leave the bar early.
Will: Alberto is such a Shmole

by Richflex February 7, 2023

Chimp Simple

Chimp simple is when something is so straightforward that even a chimpanzee or a toddler with down syndrome could easily understand it.

Keep it chimp simple when tending to the bear necessities of life.

The directions are chimp simple, it is impossible to get lost.

by full_reet April 6, 2016