shit crime scene

when shit smears your toilet after flushing, like the bloody mess at a crime scene

look at the shit crime scene i made in the toilet!

by captain shitastic July 27, 2016

Shit Gimp

Loves wearing a leather gimp suit and mask while being voluntarily chained to a basement wall and joyfully begging for more of master's feces in which to consume like the fuckboy slave he is. Master provides a fresh feast of feces daily for the gimps insatiable hunger for human waste through a 4" self lubricated pvc feeding system in the kitchen closet in which leads to the gimps lair.

"Shut up shit gimp we've got company, stop bangin on that pipe!!!"

by #12345 November 5, 2017

Shit Kit

A bowel cancer testing kit, sent to the over 50's by the Australian and other governments. They send the kit, you send back your poo sample to a laboratory for testing.

Sarah turned 50 and was sent her Shit Kit to determine whether she had bowel cancer or not

by Skippykane November 5, 2018

Stop shit september

When you don’t shit for a month, September. To pay respect for the victims that died on September 11th and aren’t able to shit again

Omg did he really do Stop Shit September?
Yeah, he gained 17 kg

by Analtwist November 13, 2019

Shit Wank

The first one ever done by CodComedyTJ it is when you jack off while taking a shit

TJ- I'm having a shit wank
Any normal person- EW WHAT THE FUCK!

by PoopieMcPooperTon February 16, 2021

Shit was sweet

1. What you say to someone that did something wrong/stupid, maybe leaving, and then coming back acting as if nothing happened.

2. What you say to someone that tried to do something, thinking it's easy when it's really not, and then failing horribly.

Def 1:
You just gonna act like you didn't do that shit before? You really thought shit was sweet?

Def 2:
You really think you can get a 100 on an exam without studying? You thought that shit was sweet huh?

by rss_atlas May 27, 2021

GREASED OWL SHIT

The most slippery compound known to man.

Dad- "Be careful driving in this bad weather. The roads are slicker than greased owl shit."

by TheMarkNorman September 15, 2016