(to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.
a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.
Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.
Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.
Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.
Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.
Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
by Sexydimma May 4, 2012
Get the shave your ballsmug. 1) A camel with no hair.
2) A white girl with a shaved pussy often containing shave burns or bruises.
2) A white girl with a shaved pussy often containing shave burns or bruises.
by T bagking September 20, 2016
Get the Shaved Camelmug. Admission of being another gullible marketing statistic of Gillette with no intention of changing.
From when you received the mac3 razor for free in the mail upon turning 18, going on to spend ass-loads on razors for the rest of your life.
From when you received the mac3 razor for free in the mail upon turning 18, going on to spend ass-loads on razors for the rest of your life.
"Honey please, were on a budget, can you please not pay $15 for 3 razor blades this time?"
"what the hell is a matter with you, I got the razor for free, I'm shaving money"
"what the hell is a matter with you, I got the razor for free, I'm shaving money"
by Clean breaker April 23, 2009
Get the Shaving moneymug. by John the bum whikew January 8, 2018
Get the shave your nanmug. 1 1/2 Parts Suntory Whiskey
Half Ounce Lime Juice
Half Ounce Triple Sec
Two Parts Passion Fruit Juice
Half Ounce Lime Juice
Half Ounce Triple Sec
Two Parts Passion Fruit Juice
by SirGrammarNazii May 25, 2023
Get the The Shaved Ballsack Drinkmug. 1.Usually used as an insult to offend another person (AKA Siblings), refering them to a shaved Manatee cross Gorilla. Also is a rare animal that is created when a Manatee and Gorilla mate (not a pretty site).
Haha you look like a Shaved Manariliti!
The Shaved Manariliti feeds on the that it has stored everywhere on its body
The Shaved Manariliti feeds on the that it has stored everywhere on its body
by Deisel72 January 24, 2009
Get the Shaved Manarilitimug. Pronounced: shave•puh•see
(Verb): The act of shaving or trimming a cat’s facial fur, typically the whiskers or the fur as a form of grooming or aesthetic modification. While whiskers are important for a cat's sensory perception, this term refers to an unconventional and often controversial grooming practice where the cat's natural facial fur is altered for personal or cosmetic reasons.
The term “shave pussy” is meant to describe the process in a playful, lighthearted way, but should be used with caution, as removing or trimming whiskers can impact a cat’s ability to navigate its environment.
(Verb): The act of shaving or trimming a cat’s facial fur, typically the whiskers or the fur as a form of grooming or aesthetic modification. While whiskers are important for a cat's sensory perception, this term refers to an unconventional and often controversial grooming practice where the cat's natural facial fur is altered for personal or cosmetic reasons.
The term “shave pussy” is meant to describe the process in a playful, lighthearted way, but should be used with caution, as removing or trimming whiskers can impact a cat’s ability to navigate its environment.
1. "I was experimenting with some new cat grooming techniques today. Gave Tinkerbell a little shave pussy—just a tiny trim around her cheeks. She looks so much neater now!"
2. "I wouldn’t recommend it, but my friend went overboard and did a full shave pussy on his cat. It was honestly kind of bizarre, but the cat didn't seem to mind."
3. "Be careful with the shave pussy, you don’t want to mess with their whiskers too much! It’s risky, but some owners like to try it for a cleaner look."
Note: Always be cautious with pet grooming cats rely heavily on their whiskers for spatial awareness and balance, so altering them can potentially confuse or disorient the animal.
2. "I wouldn’t recommend it, but my friend went overboard and did a full shave pussy on his cat. It was honestly kind of bizarre, but the cat didn't seem to mind."
3. "Be careful with the shave pussy, you don’t want to mess with their whiskers too much! It’s risky, but some owners like to try it for a cleaner look."
Note: Always be cautious with pet grooming cats rely heavily on their whiskers for spatial awareness and balance, so altering them can potentially confuse or disorient the animal.
by EMD F59PHI January 10, 2025
Get the Shave Pussymug.