The Final Shaft

When a series of unfortunate events has befallen someone, and they have reached the pit of the abyss that is their life... and someone does something to remind them of what a failure they are...

After the Tyrannosaurus Rex has stormed and laid waste to Jurassic Parks main compound:

Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft

by MM1988 July 21, 2011

short shaft

Something women don’t have time for...
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!

I’d fuck your mom but she said I was a short shaft

by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018

Shafted

In the 1970s, being busted by TV private detective John Shaft.

The scumbag got shafted.

by Mr. ~ January 31, 2015

honey shaft

A particularly sticky vaginal passage way

I was lucky to get my fingers back out of that honey shaft

by TheVenetianBamboo June 19, 2016

shafted

in dearborn this means to be left on read or open on snap chat.

nah don’t hit her up man you’re going to get shafted again.

by queen shawty May 23, 2021

Bunting Shaft

Going to visit a friend or someone close to you in their time of need

“Oh yeah i had to go pay my friend Rich a visit here.”
“Oh so you did a bunting shaft?”

by TheFirstFloor March 27, 2025

happy shaft

-- refers to the manner which a penis rises when the man gets an erection --

-- synonym for penis --

Apparently, he claims that his happy shaft is seven inches of the greatest man meat a woman could ever hope for. I think he's lying.

by BalrogTheLog January 18, 2017