Shadie

Shadies are baddass beautiful creatures. They tame untameable beasts, and are loved by quaker parrots and little dogs with big hearts. They look damn sexy in everything they bless by wearing on their smokin' bodies. Shadies are always blessed with the best sisters our creator can produce, aka shadie moms. When you need some honest tell it as it is advice, you call a Shadie. If you're sitting under a nice ass tree when its hot as fuck out, you be like damn! I'm glad I found a Shadie! When you need a partner to drink, drank, drunk some vino with, you put the word out that you need a shadie. Shadies will always make time for you, even if you happen to be a blubbering mess. She always knows to bring the vino..... Shadies are just intuitive like that.
When you call a shadies name in the woods, the birds answer back in song, because her name is so wild and beautiful. The men who attempt to steal a shadies heart only ever succeed if they only ever succeed if they know to treat her as the wild spirit that is her soul. To try and possess a shadies spirit will only result in broken dreams, for one must accept that to walk faithfully beside a Shadie is the only way to become part of her untameable heart.

G1. God, its been a shitty year!

G2. You need a shadie! They make everything better!

by Asset14 October 15, 2021

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