colonel sanders

Creator of KFC

Oh I hated the colonel with his wee beedy eyes, and that smug look on his face - "ooh you're gonna buy my chicken, hoho"

by mep June 10, 2004

dirty sanders

Like it's famous cousin the "dirty Sanchez", which involves the act of smearing fecal residue obtained from a partners anal cavity, during anal sex acts under the said partners nose with ones finger.
The "Dirty Sanders" involves Smearing a partners fecal reside, using ones whole hand over the mouth area to give the appearance of a goatee beard. Not dissimilar to the one sported by the famous poultry chef extraordinaire Col. Harland Sanders, of Kentucky Fried Chicken Fame. after the act of anal fisting.

"She took it all in the backdoor, then I Kentucky Fried her with a Goatee Dirty Sanders style."

by Squidgeon September 10, 2007

sence

When you ram something very large up your bosses backside for continually picking you up on your spelling.

I senced the mother f*cker or I took the fire extinguisher and senced him. Alex I'm gonna sence you with your books.

by PaulTheSpellingKing February 11, 2007

Seeded

When you nut so fast you don’t realize what has begun

Blake:yo bro I fucked savannah last night
Oz: are you sure you did seeded in her
9 months later
Blake:dude I’m gonna be a dad
Oz: I told you so

by Big booty boy March 21, 2019

Return to sender

After recieving head piece from a bitch, she tries to return you man juice to you by kissing.

So I got dome from this chick, then she tried to give me the return to sender, and I was like, 'get the fuck out bitch, i dont want that shit back'

by Fitz April 9, 2003

Return To Sender

An act made famous by the horrific film swap.avi where one woman pushes another womans shit back into her arsehole.
(while watching swap.avi)

Guy1: oh my God what is she doing??
Guy2: Return to Sender!
Guy1: (vomits)

by k0nfl1ct November 24, 2010

seedeater

A term of endearment referring to a tall friend who does percussion.

Scotty is tall and does percussion. Scotty is SUCH a seedeater. How's the weather up there, Scotty?

by Free Cake Day January 12, 2011