Originated from the phrase "sloppy seconds". Shitty seconds is the act of taking a shit in the same toilet within a couple minutes after someone else whether the first shitter flushed the toilet or not. The bathroom still smells like shit from the previous shitter and the toilet seat is already warmed up for you. Sometimes, if you are lucky enough, you will even find left over pubic hairs from the previous shitter as an added bonus.
Vuhgena (as she's leaving the bathroom), "Aww okay I'm done."
Antwan, "Damnit I hate shitty seconds! The toilet seat is all warm and it feels weird! I thought girls can't poop!? I mean it smells like shit in here and she got pubic hair everywhere! OMFG is that a used tampon on the floor??"
Dick, "Hurry up Antwan! Shitty thirds are gonna suck!"
Antwan, "Damnit I hate shitty seconds! The toilet seat is all warm and it feels weird! I thought girls can't poop!? I mean it smells like shit in here and she got pubic hair everywhere! OMFG is that a used tampon on the floor??"
Dick, "Hurry up Antwan! Shitty thirds are gonna suck!"
by tag0693 August 14, 2011
Get the shitty secondsmug. A type of drink (shooter) made from Jack Daniels and Grenadine. The name comes from the slower moving grenadine, which comes out a sloppy second.
by MVR123 October 14, 2010
Get the Sloppy Secondsmug. The spontaneous diarrhoea which always occurs after you've spent the past 20 minutes scrubbing the skid stains out your under garments. If your less educated: a wet fart
by H:moon April 4, 2015
Get the Second Windmug. Preventing your wife from having another man's baby by pulling those panties down and eating out the cum inside her.
My wife woke me up late last night by coming home from a party and squatting over on my face to give me sloppy seconds.
by EatsHerClean November 10, 2007
Get the sloppy secondsmug. When somebody is doing something undesirable or acting like an idiot they have 2 seconds to stop what they are doing. Commonly used along with "Yoo K".
by Pants69 February 19, 2007
Get the 2 secondsmug. A request , usually drunk , to stave off an interruption of a story you’re trying to tell, as best you can in the current situation. .
Jimmy - “ yo , we were at the Dungeon in New Orleans and ...”
John - “ oh the metal bar on Toulouse that ....”
Jimmy - “ wait 12 seconds , we were slamming shots in Dungeon and ..... “
John - “ oh the metal bar on Toulouse that ....”
Jimmy - “ wait 12 seconds , we were slamming shots in Dungeon and ..... “
by Snoop Legend May 29, 2021
Get the 12 Secondsmug. the longest, most-agonizing, seconds you spend ainxously waiting for your guy to text back. Thousands of thoughts run through your head as you painfully wait to see what he'll say back. the suspense kills you softly.
but usually, everythings all good in the end.
but usually, everythings all good in the end.
The long-seconds after i told him i loved him were the worst i had ever had. But they were worth it after he told me he loved me too.
by summergirl13 December 11, 2011
Get the long-secondsmug.