smoonk

The cross over between Shaq and Cactus named the Shaqtus going at a couple hundred miles an hour.

"Damn, did you see Shaqtus Smoonking earlier?"

by TVLilStalin October 4, 2019

Soon

Indefined period of time that can be defined only by Tegan or Sara.

X:"when will the new album come out?"
T or S:"Soon."

by Soonmemes October 10, 2019

Soon

Never

Child: When can I go to party’s by myself

Mom: soon

by I’m a mess November 20, 2019

SOONday

Soonday is a very common expression used by Developers and or Moderators to express an ETA without actually defining a specific date and or time. Defining a specific time and date would be lethal bc customers tend to flame and rage over coders not hitting their eta because they dont know shit about coding and what comes with it.

Customer :

*Sunday* Nobody said that
There was never any ETA

Coder/Moderator :
you dont know about SOONday

by CptnCoca December 15, 2019

Scoon

The act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously brought on by a hardy sneeze.

Man, this head cold totally made me scoon last night.

by Bobby Jinkkins February 25, 2020

skoonk gang

Phrase invented in a Chevy Cruze in the winter of 2020. Refers to both a feeling and a group of dope people

“That song gives off such skoonk gang vibes”

by zozo555 March 29, 2020

Soon

Maybe in some hours , days weeks , months or year. A lot of people use this word for the near future but for jungkook means some years

Jungkook will do live soon

by NoJamsWorld May 13, 2020