Schrödinger's Lag

The term used when lag occurs in a game but only when you're looking at the thing that lags your game.

Guy 1: "I spawned a skyscraper on Garry's Mod but it only lagged the game when I looked at it?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's Schrödinger's Lag"

by BoneZonelol October 8, 2020

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Schrodinger's Shaft

Also called Schrodinger's Shaft and Balls, is when you send someone a dick pic but show everything but the tip, until the tip is shown the dick could be anywhere between as long as the amount of shaft shown, or infinitely long.

Person 1: Damn my dick is tiny
Person 2: Just cover up the tip
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Schrodinger's shaft, infinite dick length bro
Person 1: Bro...

by Shitting on the floor November 15, 2020

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Schrödinger's Shat

When you attempt a fart, but afterwards you think you may have let out a bit of shit in your pants instead. You're not sure though. Until you check, you can't be sure.

Oh no, I think I've got Schrödinger's Shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020

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Schrödinger's Shat

When you're not sure if you shat yourself, or you only farted. You really can't tell, and the only way to be sure is to look.

Oh no, I've got schrödinger's shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020

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Schrödinger's Essay

An essay is both due and not due until you check.

Person 1: "Dude, I think I have an essay due tomorrow. Or is it the day after"
Person 2: "You have Schrödinger's Essay. Just don't check and it is never due."

by drkrupp December 17, 2020

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