Shitting chips

Raining heavily

- as in "I wouldn't go outside mate, it's shitting chips".

by Little Marc/Ruggy October 23, 2008

Scritting

Spending endless time on the bowl scrolling through social media while shitting. More scroll than shit.

"Has Bill gotten back from the bathroom?"
"No, man he's been scritting for like 20 minutes"

by BOIYF December 17, 2019

quit shitting me out

sort of cheating you out but you get shit in return

like in call of duty zombies the mystery box will sometimes
give you shit

OMG mystery box quit shitting me out with these crap guns

by FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU October 25, 2011

Lighting them Up, Shitting them Out

The act of placing a lighter or other flammable device near ones anus. In the hope for an immense fireball when one farts, and instead soils there pants.

Bob: I heard this was "Lighting them Up, Shitting them out" was fun, you should try it!
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)

by ChodyChodmar November 6, 2011

Shitting Dick Nipples

1. A phrase that a youtuber named danisnotonfire has randomly called out in a state of distress or frustration
2. A creepy fetish

Dan just screamed out "shitting dick nipples" at the game of sonic

by Rawrissocool May 21, 2014

schnietingell

a person of immense proportions, of the clinically obese category

your mum is a schnietingell

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

schmitting

A term used when a person hoggs joint.

Dude seriously stop schmitting !

by buschram September 1, 2016