Salty surprise

When your at a restaurant you ask for a salty surprise and the cook soon cums in your mouth

Can I have a salty surprise

by MC spunky January 1, 2019

Salty Donut

When you're having sex with your significant other on the beach and their butt is resting in the sand, flip them over onto their front to expose their sandy butt. Then ejaculate around their butt hole to top it off like icing.

Dean: "Dude, on the weekend, I was having sex with my girlfriend on the beach. I flipped her over and gave her the best Salty Donut I've ever made!"

Rodger: "Bro that's awesome! I'm so jealous."

Dean: "Wait, why are you jealous? Do you also want to give my girlfriend a Salty Donut?"

Rodger: "No, I'm just jealous because I want to give someone a Salty Donut. Why do you have to always make these conversations so weird?"

by Budders23 October 31, 2018

salty soldiers

Male ejaculte

I stormed her booty like D-day and I blew my salty soldiers inside her.

by Brain Train August 13, 2018

Salty Flipper

When your having intercourse and the male is about to orgasm, he pulls out, flips the female upside down on her head, and ejaculates on her stomach so that it runs onto her face.

John: I bet Tom Cruise gives Katie Holmes a "salty flipper" every night, dude.

Phillip: When? After they come out of Science Church?

John: You know it!

by Jaymzblah January 8, 2011

Salty Chad

A Superstar video game streamer who is getting absolutely bodied in his current game.

Aim assist was making him a Salty Chad.

by MrBeeringer November 15, 2021

Salty Beast

An individual that is walking hell. Usually hammered drunk.

John: Eww did you see that guy? Does he have rabies or something?

Rob: Yeah look at that Salty Beast.

by Chilluminati March 18, 2014

salty feels

When you are mad at someone but at the same time you are dying internally.

Because me and my friend are arguing, I'm having salty feels.

by User6802 April 11, 2016