by random guy June 7, 2004
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Person: "...why is your desktop Adam Levine/Blake Shelton?"
Another Person: "They're too pretty to NOT shag. It's totally my favorite shallow ship."
Another Person: "They're too pretty to NOT shag. It's totally my favorite shallow ship."
by suicidallyreckless October 18, 2012
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by Jmonroe352 May 18, 2018
Get the shallow afro mug.A teenage male often appears as a shallow person to teenage females, as females often have a set expectation
by Livrs August 12, 2021
Get the Shallow Person mug.Someone that seems fun or exciting on the surface (at least to some people, not all), but doesn't really care how many they lose or what the people look like that they lose (black, yellow, brown, white, alien) as long as they win beneath the surface.
People thought the shallow girl really cared about the causes posted all over the signs in people's yards that she was behind creating, or the rallies and protests over causes related to incidents she was behind orchestrating, but in reality, she cared only about having the power to walk all over people that stood up to her and taking anything people didn't say yes to giving/sharing with her, as the word no was not an option for them to choose in her mind. That, and dollar signs.
by The Original Agahnim December 1, 2021
Get the Shallow mug.A person that won't tell you that for every 100 pounds you outweigh the average person, your life is going to be made that much more difficult by the average person, and that's just the way it's always been and always will be (and yet life will go on anyway, because it's bigger than any one fat or skinny person). Instead a shallow manipulator says don't let something somebody said or did get to you (while seeing an oppurtunity to walk all over somebody for saying the word fat, a common enough word in most people's vocabulary), even when it's human for things to get to people, and to tell them not to let it is to tell them not to be human, to be more like a machine, like you, the shallow manipulator.
The shallow machine loved to call everyone but himself/herself heartless, thinking that everyone was uglier inside than him/her, and had an uglier heart.
by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021
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by Nickel1987 June 25, 2014
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