illusion of safety

thinking you are not in danger

if you live an california, you only have the illusion of safety from ohio.

by TapCat November 6, 2022

Safety

Somebody who is very much friend zoned. It’s like homie, gang etc. If you call someone Safety, they’re in friend zone for life.

Person 1: Hey babe, how are you?

Person 2: What’s good, safety?

by nikkakikka November 17, 2022

Safety Scissoring

Scissoring with your clothes on

I love safety scissoring on the third date

by CheefQueefQueens69 May 15, 2022

Safety Sandy

A silly little goose and she loves her nephew cooper.

Safety Sandy slays.

by JacobLover___ May 26, 2022

Everytown for Gun Safety

A group of left wing facists

Everytown for Gun Safety feels you don't have Gun rights.

by lopi216 May 27, 2022

Safety baby daddy

A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.

“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”

“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy”

by Taylour Paige December 11, 2021

Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021