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When your dog gets in the garbage, eats a used condom and shits it out whole.
Her pussy was so good the dog ate the condom and took a safe shit.
by dl luvin October 6, 2011
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On safari

- The activity or pursuit fostered by any majority racial, cultural, and/or socio-economic group (read as: primarily white people) who feel compelled to immerse themselves in the surroundings, cultural trappings and even geography of a non majority group, which ultimately feeds into their own deeply rooted feelings of racial, cultural, and/or socio-economic superiority.

- Treating the culture, religion, food, music, language, sexual orientation and overall identity of more "exotic" groupings as an interesting diversion, entertainment or fad, primarily there for a Safariite to enjoy as pop entertainment.

- Viewing the differentness of others as condescendingly "precious," "cute" or "neat."

- An intense fascination by the real or wholly perceived exoticm of others. c

- Akin to Caucasian safari goers in Africa, ensconced safely behind their pith helmets, armed guards, and lion-proof glass, viewing the rare and exotic wild animals of the Serengeti - just going about their normal, mundane existence in their natural habitat - with giddy fascination, wonder, and an odd combination of envy and pity.
Mr. and Mrs. Whitebread, ever the bored, suburban couple itching for a chance to be on safari, weasled their way into a Hindu wedding, knowing full well it would be a fascinating journey into the fragrantly exotic.
by GreatRedShark July 11, 2009
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Safe space

a place where no fun is allowed and people that get offended by the wind usually hang out
Jared is always on his safe space because he thinks the sun is oppressing him because it shows he is ugly
by BeefyCC September 1, 2018
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safe man

A man who one can have no strings attached sex with because he is drug and disease free, not interested in commitments and is a great lover.
Jane was married but unhappy with her boring sex life so she is looking for a safe man to bang her.
by justin paris July 1, 2008
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On Safari

-To go out to a bar or similar establishment with the purpose of seducing an older, more experienced woman who would be commonly considered a cougar.

-To actively attempt to seduce a cougar while out at a bar or similar establishment.
Did you see Adam with that 40 year old woman last night. He was on safari.
by cougarbaggerAT February 20, 2009
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nigga safe paper

the paper that is now being used for cigarettes so high or drunk ass niggas dont burn their section 8 ghetto project shacks down.......jerry curl juice is extremly flammable!
im glad this niggas smokes are made with nigga safe paper because his drunk ass fell asleep with his shit lit
by gee moneee August 23, 2009
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safari

Lunch hour entertainment for white collar workers...drive through really bad neighborhoods marvelling at the natives and their lifestyle.
When we went to lunch today, we picked up subway and went on safari. I thought sure one big silverback was gonna kill us.
by bigdaddyz February 7, 2006
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