Sad Ken

A horse tipped to win the 3:30 at Chepstow despite odds off 100-1, who was sadly shot along with his jockey for running the wrong way. Can also refer to your mate who is a sad, desperate, lonely old git.
Sad Ken, 3:30 at Chepstow, dead cert.
by Cydermaster September 20, 2021
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broken sadness

you have so much pain and hurt the heart cannot beat to the rhythm of love
broken sadness is such a great song. so sad he’s not here anymore
by BumStatusYo December 17, 2018
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Hunger Sadness

When your lack of food has caused you to become sad and self-loathing or mournful. Can be cured by eating food and doing something you like to do.
JEFF: Oh, hey, dude, you seem a bit down! Are you okay?
MACK: Yeah, I've just got Hunger Sadness. Could you pass me the chips? I'm starving and I hate myself..
by SquiuqS December 22, 2016
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Sad Horny

The sad yet horny feeling sometimes acquired from drinking while feeling down or numb.
I had a few at the local watering hole, now I’m sad horny.
by Moonputty February 03, 2023
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sad buster

An extremely empathetic friend, on facebook, or even in the physical world who is there to give sympathy and to listen to your concerns.

No need to go "cold finger" or to pretend your phone is dying in a world with sad busters.

They spin a positive logic out of the bits and pieces that make up the internet especially. They love introverts.

Contrary to the urban dictionary post regarding "sympathy seekers" sad people are worth the sympathy they achieve!
She always makes me feel better. She is a true sad buster
by hmm...Moniker May 17, 2011
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sad napkin

The grool and jizz-encrusted fast food napkin often found on the floor mat the morning after disappointing car sex.
I was taking my mother to brunch this morning and was hoping she didn't ask about sad napkin on the passenger seat floor.
by rugbykiltman November 13, 2022
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aristocratic sadness

when rich people think they're so important that they're above happiness. they think the only way to find meaning in this world is to be suffering artist and art admirer. these people think that the world revolves around their skewed perception of reality.
"wagwan whats up your ass today?"

"i just realized that we're living in a black hole and we don't really exist"

"seems like you're going through aristocratic sadness"
by oigayboiwhatyoulookinat August 11, 2019
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