by gotgenes January 26, 2005
(1) What a really gay Chili's waiter missing incisor tooth tries to do to you if you wear too much hair product. It involves vigorous penile massaging and BLT sandwiches (it's a lunch special).
(2) A special way to prepare meat (your own or someone else's)
(2) A special way to prepare meat (your own or someone else's)
Dave almost got a dry rub at Chili's yesterday. Rob really wishes he had gotten a dry rub from Dave after dinner.
by David Lassiter November 14, 2006
by yvng.jonnoo July 31, 2015
A massage given by Flo Rogers to her best friend and fellow military granny, Beatrice Middleton. A Rogers Rub is most often given before a card game or any other hard time. Rogers Rub is guaranteed to melt stress away. Not a believer yet? Ask Flo Rogers to give you one one time. You will love it! Flo Rogers guaranteed! S.W.A.A.
Flo: Oh no, I'm so stiff. They don't call it Body Poker for nothing. My whole body hurts. I need my Rogers Rub.
Beatrice: (she is putting the cards back) A Rogers Rub? Give me one too! You know I like them. Let's use the Martian Mud.
Flo: Sure, full body or just half?
Beatrice: Well, you know it works best if you go full body with it. A Gunny Granny can't take stress. Hey, its a dirty job, but a Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do!
Flo: Hey, I know the feeling. I love a massage, too. And the Rogers Rub is one of the best ways. It sure does melt your body! (Flo and Beatrice start massaging each other)
Beatrice: Oh yeah, this is just flying away. That Body Poker game really took a lot out of me.
Flo: Yeah, it did me too. But, see, a Rogers Rub is a great massage! And it isn't just a massage, we can stretch while we're doing it. (she starts stretching on Flo's ankle)
Flo: (reaches up and kisses Beatrice) Yes, the Rogers Rub - one of the best Sea Granny secrets! A Sea Granny cannot set sail without a Rogers Rub. So creamy!
Beatrice: (she is putting the cards back) A Rogers Rub? Give me one too! You know I like them. Let's use the Martian Mud.
Flo: Sure, full body or just half?
Beatrice: Well, you know it works best if you go full body with it. A Gunny Granny can't take stress. Hey, its a dirty job, but a Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do!
Flo: Hey, I know the feeling. I love a massage, too. And the Rogers Rub is one of the best ways. It sure does melt your body! (Flo and Beatrice start massaging each other)
Beatrice: Oh yeah, this is just flying away. That Body Poker game really took a lot out of me.
Flo: Yeah, it did me too. But, see, a Rogers Rub is a great massage! And it isn't just a massage, we can stretch while we're doing it. (she starts stretching on Flo's ankle)
Flo: (reaches up and kisses Beatrice) Yes, the Rogers Rub - one of the best Sea Granny secrets! A Sea Granny cannot set sail without a Rogers Rub. So creamy!
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 25, 2011
cockney rhyming slang meaning 'pub'.
by The Doctor October 21, 2004
by lezw October 29, 2010