Romania

Romania is a corrupt, depressing, dark place. I went back to visit 3 times since 1994 and every time I felt eased and relieved when I left. It is shocking that Romania is part of the EU. There were hopes after 1989 for changes into better. There aren't any left today. The communists are "back" in power, and the old story continues. Don't ever go there unless you want to do some peace core volunteering.

What is that country called where monuments and villages are destroyed in order to eliminate the existence of Hungarians? Romania
Where do these know-it-all, self absorbed people come from? Romania

by romanul October 24, 2012

Romania

The European equivalent of Ethiopia.

In Romania, you're considered wealthy if your house has a roof.

by BIG BLUE BOY August 2, 2012

romaniac

A current or former inhabitant of Romania. The most dangerous and bizarre hailing from either Transylvania or Bucharest. Most are sports fanatics and have an unnatural affection for Adidas apparel. They do most things ass backwards, are extremely frugal, and seldom wear matching clothes. They are an incestuous group and eat third tier meats considered by them to be "pate." Yes. I coined this term in 2002 when not only did I work with a community of them, but had the misfortune of falling truly, madly, deeply, in love with one as well. One day, after living together for years and planning to marry, I found out he married a mail order bride, named Ioanna 1 month earlier that he met online and had only seen in person 2x. To this day, he refers to her as his "friend." Talk about being lost in Transylation!

I was with that Romaniac bastard everyday since 2002 when I coined this term until "Ioanna marry my boyfriend for a green card?" came along. I didn't find out until 5 weeks later, from my Grandmother no less, that he had a "friend."

by Czarina27 January 7, 2008

Romancing the Stone

romancing the stone

1) Masturbating

romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone, every night and every day…

for years Beating it off has been called a number of things, but we are going back to 1984 in this bitch!

Jeff: hay motha fucka! The club was sick last night, too much Booty Meat

Dave: mah my nigga, woomp woomp booty and mad thick Whooty, howd you do?

Jeff: caught a Skank on my Fly, Nice nice on my hang down yo! You?

Dave: na took a lot of Digi vids and went home to Romance the Stone
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Bill: heading to the strip club you comin

Joe: i'll be cumin but cumin here, tonight i'm Romancing the Stone

by Cosmic Pope August 7, 2011

Romansis

Bromance for girls

'Romansis' is derived from the words 'romance' and 'sis'.

Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight females.

seriously dude, those girls are always together, as if they had a romansis.

by ShazNisar July 31, 2016

romanian mapping

A strange type of porn involving female gypsies stuffing their pussies with goat shit to please our the great map lord

Brad: Ooh, I had a great night watching Romanian Mapping yesterday!
Liam: Awesome dude! how many times did you cum?

by malostranska namesti June 16, 2017

romantictoc

it was august. we were spending the week in castelnuovo berardenga. the heat was making you sleepy and uneasy. but you couldnt fall asleep how hard you tried. i brought you tea. then we tried wine. one glass, third glass. left you sweaty. i gave you a massage on both sides, all the way down, repeat, turn around, my fingers numb, you closed your eyes, you said insomnia is bad, i wanna go home, im constipated too and in pain. I felt so sorry. I wanted to take away your unease, make you enjoy our stay, enjoy the beauty outside, us, together. I lay down next to you, holding you from behind so my hands could softly, slowly massage your belly with just a tiny bit of pressure. You allowed me to rub my face against your back, sporadically kissing your neck and whispering stories of all our previous trips ("do you remember that one time we were in biarritz and we...") Can't say when but you did fall asleep eventually and i decided that night i was always going to be your friend, your partner. I care so much about your well-being that i would even leave you if it meant you would be better. 🖤

This man has the keys to my romantictoc. Use with caution. I .. you.

by Krkič September 15, 2019