referee

A referee, or "ref" for short, is a person whose job is to ensure that the rules of a competitive event are observed and obeyed, or at least in theory. In reality, they are the scapegoats for any shortcomings that the players have and are generally treated like utter shit by both players and spectators alike.

Soccer Player: Dude, that referee was such a fucking piece of shit. Hey, nice call, fucker!

Person: Shut up. How would you like to try to manage a fair game, only to have half of the field scream vulgarities and death threats at you, then vandalize your car?

Soccer Player: But...but...it was a bad call.

Person: Damn, you're a fucking dolt.

by DLoc1337 August 27, 2008

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refudiate

The esteemed half-term Governor Sarah Palin(R-Pluto) developed this neologism as a means to demonstrate her unparalleled capacity for steadfast denial of fact and truth.

Refudiate comes from the root "repudiate," and when combined Palin's all-american bravado and insistence that she's right even when she's wrong, a new word is added to the national lexicon.

Common "repudiate" meanings:

Refuse to accept or be associated with

Deny the truth or validity of

Palin "refudiate" meanings:

Refuse to accept or be associated with anything that doesn't serve my political agenda.

Deny the truth or validity of ANYTHING at my discretion, ESPECIALLY when it is actually true.

In summary, "refudiate" generally means: to deny and disassociate oneself from the truth at all costs.

I did not quit as Governor, I refudiate that. I was forced out by the gotcha media and the global liberal conspiracy determined to rob of us of our divine right to shoot wolves from helicopters.

by edgecity March 6, 2011

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refugee rice

The rice that comes in the large sacks that are dropped on 3rd world countries. Mix with some ghetto-cheese and you've got one damn good free meal.

I stole some refugee rice from some poor family when i visited Ghana. It was a little stale, but it was damn good.

by B-Bizzle June 14, 2005

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Refugeeing

The act of making up an excuse to not go back to your own dorm room in hopes of getting a random hookup.

Someone was caught refugeeing in DJ's room after the party.

You want to go refugeeing tonight?

by Team Skoal Mint February 24, 2008

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Repetitive refresh syndrome

A facebook illness that involves constantly hitting the refresh button on the task bar. Usual symptoms include unusual amounts of joy at notifications, and using the refresh button until notifications appear, with often as little as 5 seconds between refreshes.

Steve sat and stared at his computer screen. He had left the girl on which he had a crush a comment, over two hours ago, but she still had not responded. Steve found himself unable to remove himself from the computer, and unable to wait for her to write back. He sat, mindlessly refreshing his facebook home page until a notification appeared. Steve suffers from Repetitive refresh syndrome.

by benpg January 6, 2008

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