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Lemon Ring

The anus/bung hole that’s a little dirty and less than fresh. A little sweaty, mungy and ripe smelling.

Typically you don’t know your partner has a ripe ass until you go down on them for a little analingus and you pop back up after a couple of tongue punches to the fart box with the sour look on your face like you just sucked a lemon.
By the puckering of her lips, I could tell that Rachel just tongue punched my lemon ring. I ran for a quick shower to freshen up.
by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018
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Cock Racing

A cock race happens when one semi truck tries to take over another on a two lane highway, and inadvertently holds up traffic due to both drivers wanting to be in the front, and both drivers driving at basically the same speed. A cock race can take anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes, and if ever experienced, can be one of the more frustrating things about a long drive.
Friend 1: "Hurry the f*ck up man, I gotta shit my asshole out!"
Friend 2: "I can't because these motherf*cking truckers are cock racing! The ret*rds are going the same speed!"
Friend 1: "Get in their blind spot bro!"
by kkbb May 12, 2020
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the ringles

The Beatles except every musician is Ringo
The ringles playing "The End:" The same drum beat throughout the song that begins to drown you anxiety
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Sneaky Ring

An activity in which you get unwilling bystanders to glance over at your gaping anus as you spread your asscheeks
(Spreads arsehole)
Hey Jack, look at this!
Jack: Urgh that’s disgusting!
Jill: SNEAKY RING!
by sneakyring November 5, 2021
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subprime racing

Subprime is defined as credit scores of 580-619. The highest grossing vehicles sold in the subprime tier are Nissan, Chrysler, and Hyundai. Subprime racing is when two vehicles financed with subprime loans race through a city with below median GDP per capita.
I went down to Crenshaw in South LA to watch a Nissan Altima compete with a Chrysler 200 in subprime racing. The Chrysler pulled ahead in the beginning before the transmission burned out and it stalled.
by nilxela May 15, 2023
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Juice Ring

A revolting and contagious rash that forms around ones lips and mouth. Red and flaky in appearance, often severe eczema.
I am about to vomit because of Jayden’s disgusting juice ring. Gross.
by BigRedJuicer June 4, 2023
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hear it ring

The biggest fuck you in hockey. When you take a shot and hits the post. The post making a ringing noise when hit. Goalies like the noise though.
I took a shot from the point and it when off the post,I could hear it ring.
by hockeylover April 24, 2009
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