do rag

A piece of polyester frequently resembling a condom placed over the head which is seen as often as a symbol of being unproductive in today's society. Frequently, it is worn under a baseball cap which is worn backwards to emphasize ugliness and stupidity at its best.

He will never be able to work with a do rag on his head, only collect social security and food stamps.

by canarsiesouth November 19, 2007

Jizz Rag

A synonym for a woman's face. Often abbreviated as "JR".

Yo bro that girl has a nice JR!

Man I'd love to use her as a Jizz Rag!

by JRsuperstar April 17, 2010

Slave Rags

Special clothing that you have to wear to work
e.g. suit & tie, brand clothing in a retail store

Dave: Steve, why are you wearing a suit and tie on a Wendsday?

Steve: Just got a new job, and gots to wear my slave rags.

by XxmusicmanxX May 27, 2009

Grease Rag

A person who lacks the abilty to clean themselves or Eqivilent of a tool

"Godamn Austin stinks!" "Yeah hes such a grease rag." or "Austins a winey grease rag."

by BEN2k4389 June 18, 2008

finishing rag

Any sort of towel, cloth, tissue or sock etc. that a male uses to complete the final stage of his masturbatory act, eliminating mess and/or assisting in clean up afterwards. Can be for one-off use or reused multiple times.

Tom- "Hey man, what's this crusty towel lying under your bed?"

Jeff- "Oh, that's just my finishing rag."

Tom- "Nice!"

by getgaydude March 7, 2013

rag sniffer

one who derives sexual pleasure from soiled feminine hygiene products.

1) My buddy Eugene hides in the bathroom at Walmart and thumps it while ladies dook, what a rag sniffer...

2) I met a bad bitch who likes to do dutch muffins, ten to one shes a rag sniffer bro...

3.) Like honestly Mr. Rogers was a professional rag sniffer, smelling everyone's undies and calling each smell out like it was more than a hobby, a straight up profession... "You been eatin a lot of asparagus?"

*often charactarised by red eyes/ oral herpies.

* not to be confused with a corksniffer

by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014

rag lifting

The act of using your penis to lift a wet washcloth as many times as you can.

I was in the shower rag lifting the other day, and now im up to twenty reps.

by rbrite11 October 18, 2014