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Teacher: Okay so go to Google Classroom
Student: *goes to Urb*
Student: *Types 'qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm now i know my qwe's next time won't you sing with me'*
Student: *goes to Urb*
Student: *Types 'qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm now i know my qwe's next time won't you sing with me'*
by tecopux October 4, 2021

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2: what a terrible world we live in.
2: what a terrible world we live in.
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by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

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