Quarter Pounder

(n) The act of male masturbation when performed with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand.

See also: Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Those sci-fi nerds are always getting hurt, giving themselves a quarter pounder to see what android sex is like.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024

Quarter Pounder with Cheese

(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.

See also: Finger Licking Good

The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024

Quarter Master

Joshua.

Joshua is the Quarter Master.

by Greenjetwings February 7, 2025

Quarter Pound-Her

A daring and hunger-driven sex position where the woman is in doggy style while the man enjoys a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder mid-act. Requires expert multitasking skills and a deep appreciation for both fast food and fast moves. Bonus points if fries are involved.

“Dude, last night I was starving but still in the mood, so I hit her with the Quarter Pound-Her. Best of both worlds.”

by sicklife444 April 10, 2025

Quarter Pounder

1. Any turd weighing more than a quarter pound
2. Any turd so dense it could compress a physical quarter coin

I love eating moose hoof ghoulash, I drop quarter pounders in the sacred dump throne all day

by Chunkmastarr January 26, 2026

Quarter Zip, Nike Tech, and Matcha Gang

A cult. A literal cult.

"Wow, look at that Quarter Zip, Nike Tech, and Matcha Gang"
"I know, right? They must be like from England or sum."

by SkibidiToeSucker December 5, 2025

booger quarter

A game where you put a booger on a quarter and place it face down then wait for someone to pick it up and yell booger quarter-similar to poop dollar.

Watch out for that quarter on the ground-it may be a booger quarter.

by sofa_king July 15, 2014