Putter

Used with the door wedge it can either be used to 'putt' the door wedge into the anus. Alternatively it can be used tomix shit (which you have placed) in the vagina and then can be used a dildo by the girl to not only push the shit further in, but to also pleasure herself.

Ben: So, what you do last night.
Louis: I putter and then door wedged my GF last night.
Ben: that sounds shitty for her...

by M0pMaN38 August 6, 2012

Pittorific

Something so magical and beautiful yet totally natural. The very essence of beautifulness caugh in a single shot or glimpse. It Is also the politicaly correct expression of it's degenerate cousin Pittorifucked.

When she walked by, all the guys were totally pittorifucked. Nice sunset here at gaycamp, one could almost say, it's pittorific.

by Webster's Dick-tionary November 17, 2013

Put To A Sum

Taking all of the days events and adding them together to put the day under a category

Miles: how was your day bro?
Koda: Put to a sum, not all too great

by KodaFoxx June 28, 2016

Putt-Putt-Ass

When you play mini golf with his dick and your asshole. His dick is the putter and your asshole is the hole-in-one your man wants to make.

"yeah my girl Stacey got that Putt-Putt-Ass fantasy but i haven't tried it yet."

by dabaeshea6 August 24, 2016

puto jefe

Mexican slang for "Boss Bitch"!

Me to my co-workers: Round here I'm the puto jefe!

by BroncoBiggie69 December 7, 2016

putter butt

When yo shitt is as soft as a unicorn

Damn ma you got some putter butt but ima sleep on that shit anyways cause its soffftttt

by Skylark fax April 26, 2017

puttanatroccolo

The union of the words "puttana" and "anatroccolo" created by Camel in aincent times. It is said to be in one of the highes tiers of bestemmie and can bring back Germano Mosconi from the dead if said out loud 12 times in front of a mirror during night time. Puttanatroccolo can also be used in everyday life to describe someone on a higher level of human evolution, who has acived the meme-god level.

"sei proprio un/a puttanatroccolo/a"
"che puttanatroccoli diocane"
"puttanatroccolo is life"
"15 e 18 quanto fa?!PUTTANATROCCOLO!"

by MaddyMaind April 27, 2017