Hugging the Puppy

Masterbating

I was late to work this morning 'cause I was busy hugging the puppy.

Jane thought it was odd the Carl said he spent the day hugging the puppy when all he owned were cats.

by puppyhugger November 1, 2008

Puppy Waffle

A slang term for vagina; preferably a petite well-maintained vagina that begs for butter and syrup to be drizzled on it.

Let me peep that sweet puppy waffle.

Her puppy waffle was so sweet i wanted to put syrup

by Hammer87 February 23, 2009

puppy dog

the look you give when you want something really bad; or when your trying to look innocent but your really devious.

"dude, she gave me the puppy dog look and i couldnt say no. she looked so innocent but i know deep down she's not..."

by karliholmes?! September 29, 2008

sick puppy

A degenerate lowlife.
A worthless piece of scum that has no boundaries when it comes to seeking pleasure.
A slimebag that is on a mission to reach new lows with every perverted act.
A dirtball who will abuse himself, his family and neighborhood pets to get a thrill.
As a child will display all the traits of a future serial killer.

That sick puppy kid from down the street dumped our trash can all over the yard! Looks like he got your used tampons again.

by jsd9632 April 4, 2012

puppy love

some people may consider puppy love as just a crush, but it is real love
puppy love is the most innocent and purest love there is

puppy love is pure love usually between young people

by allthingsever June 19, 2014

Fluffy puppy

A sexual act in which a male shaves his pubic hair, inserts the hairs into his partners anus, cums inside his partners anus, which is then followed out by the partner defecating out the feces, semen, and hair mixture, i.e. a fluffy puppy.

My girl asked me to make a fluffy puppy last night, but I already shaved.

by maldin31 August 11, 2014

SPUNK-PUPPY

young, sexually active, usually teenage, boy used for gratification by older gay man

that lad is just a dopey spunk-puupy

by Attilla the Hump June 11, 2003