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Puppy Head

A really bad hairpiece, wig or transplant job. Frequently found in New Jersey Diners, truck stops and local weather men.
Opposite of "Hair Shirt" which is where hair goes when it leaves the head.
Did you see the local forecast? That dude had a major case of puppy head.
by Michael Mancini January 15, 2008
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Puppy Waffle

A slang term for vagina; preferably a petite well-maintained vagina that begs for butter and syrup to be drizzled on it.
Let me peep that sweet puppy waffle.

Her puppy waffle was so sweet i wanted to put syrup
by Hammer87 February 23, 2009
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puppy dog

the look you give when you want something really bad; or when your trying to look innocent but your really devious.
"dude, she gave me the puppy dog look and i couldnt say no. she looked so innocent but i know deep down she's not..."
by karliholmes?! September 29, 2008
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sick puppy

A degenerate lowlife.
A worthless piece of scum that has no boundaries when it comes to seeking pleasure.
A slimebag that is on a mission to reach new lows with every perverted act.
A dirtball who will abuse himself, his family and neighborhood pets to get a thrill.
As a child will display all the traits of a future serial killer.
That sick puppy kid from down the street dumped our trash can all over the yard! Looks like he got your used tampons again.
by jsd9632 April 4, 2012
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puppy love

some people may consider puppy love as just a crush, but it is real love
puppy love is the most innocent and purest love there is
puppy love is pure love usually between young people
by allthingsever June 19, 2014
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fudge puppies

word to say when you wanna say f*** but there is a respectable adult in the room like ssshhhhugar, or flimble
by team radish June 26, 2005
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Fluffy puppy

A sexual act in which a male shaves his pubic hair, inserts the hairs into his partners anus, cums inside his partners anus, which is then followed out by the partner defecating out the feces, semen, and hair mixture, i.e. a fluffy puppy.
My girl asked me to make a fluffy puppy last night, but I already shaved.
by maldin31 August 11, 2014
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