brown pound

brown pound /action/ - aka "amateur anal" OR unplanned unprepared anal sex

Friend- "Hey, did u go home with that drunk chick last night from the bar?" Ted-" Yeah man, she was a brown pound." Friend- "What the fuck is a brown pound dude?" Ted-" She shit-shined my meat stick man!" "Looked like a can of refried beans busted on my man crotch and smelled as though I swirled my man meat in a port-o-potty of death!" Friend-"Damn dude, that's fucked!" "So, what are you gonna do?" Ted-"Oh, I'm going to see her again tomorrow night."

by LadyBlue81 August 11, 2022

Pound Cakin’

When two or more distinguished gentlemen convene to to indulge in the vast pleasure that occurs when their ass cheeks French kiss. Can also be known as, but not limited to dude ass or butcheek scissoring. Similar to the brown starfish suckle.

Peter: “How did Tyler catch colitis?”

Jon Morgado: “I heard he was Pound Cakin’ with Mathew!”

by Ernest Hemorrhaging December 29, 2022

Pounding the dog

To joke around and not complete ones task; alternatively, to masterbate.

He spent all of his time pounding the dog instead of cleaning his room.

by Lol427383 December 20, 2017

pennies to pounds

A wager that is considered a sure thing or a likely scenario.

I'd bet you pennies to pounds the rams will win the super bowl

by Kootss March 26, 2019

Prison Pounding

The act of anal rape while incarcerated.

"Big Jim told me he's gonna give me a Prison Pounding on Tuesday. Way I see it, it's solitary or anal prolapse now"
"Jimmy, oh he definitely got a Prison Pounding from his cellie Cheeseburger"

by Dr. Robert Graves September 29, 2018

Pumpkin Pounding

Someone who sticks the stem of a pumpkin up their ass and proceeds to smash the pumpkin by jumping/sitting on it

Me and the boys like to go Pumpkin Pounding on our off day from Bitcoin mining

by Denniss Kanetality April 30, 2021

day pound

Refers to the act of drinking/getting drunk off of alcohol during the day time hours

Bout to day pound with the frat boys

by voton May 8, 2014