Pooper Love 

giving your loved one anal action.

I gave my wife the best pooper love last night

Pooper Love by Tayllor October 10, 2008

Ninja Pooper 

A person with incredible stealth in regard to their pooping skills. They relieve themselves without a sound or smell, potentially even carrying around an extra pair of shoes to ensure nobody detects them post poop.

I didn't even know someone else was in the can with me until I was washing my hands and saw his feet, sneaky ninja pooper!

Ninja Pooper by KimberDubs March 28, 2009

class S pooper 

the worst person you can find in a bathroom they don't poop often but when they do it is the worst shit you have ever smelt in your life. unlike the class A pooper they don't poop very often but they do poop very slowly and unless they put on perfume or something they will smell a little like shit the rest of the day. unlike the class A poopers they do not smell to bad on a regular day and there usually the quite type however they have bad habits that they have trouble breaking ex. picking nose, nail biteing fingernails and toenails, on the days they do poop they will always blame the smell on something else if anyone asks

I walked into the bathroom and i swear it was the worst crap ive ever smelled i swear it was a class S pooper in there

class S pooper by shamefulwizard March 7, 2022

Poltergeist 

Essentially the opposite of a ghosty. This is when you take a shit and the outcome is a long ordeal where no faeces seem to disappear between wipes. Other characteristics of a poltergeist may include: extreme stench, earth shattering flatulence and a complete redecoration of the porcelain.

Ryan: Are you alright Louis?
Louis: Not really Ryan, I just banished a poltergeist

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Jim: You might not want to go in there for a while boys, I just left a hideous poltergeist!

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Kell: Fuck me my arm aches, was in there half an hour dealing with a poltergeist!

Poltergeist by _JC_ January 25, 2014

poomerang 

After you have a bowel movement, and you think everything has gone down, one little piece of poo will come floating back into the bowl. Since it has come back, it is a poo-merang.

In an Australian accent, "Krikey, I thought I was done, but I gotta flush again. I got a poomerang".

poomerang by David L. Brown March 29, 2008

poofterboy

Aravin is a regular poof from Australia.

Aravin stop being a poofterboy.

poofterboy by rasice March 28, 2005

Party Pooper 

A young intoxicated adolescent girl who shows up to a suburban house party and takes a manly shit on the floor of the house.

I walked into the bathroom and found a girl covered in her own fecal matter. She was clearly a party pooper.

Party Pooper by Polly Pinecrest January 14, 2008