by Shandel7 February 19, 2009
Get the Poofie mug.When one wishes to execute the ninja poof, one must have a fart, or air buscuit, at the ready. When said fart is about come to fruition, reach one hand inside of your pants, cup your sphincter, let it rip, and then hold it. Once in your hand you will have about 5 seconds to throw it into someone's face
to self: I gotta fart (reaches in pants and farts into hand)
to friend: hey man you gotta come check this thing out in my hand (friend walks over; throws fart in friend's face)
To Friend: haha you just got ninja poofed
to friend: hey man you gotta come check this thing out in my hand (friend walks over; throws fart in friend's face)
To Friend: haha you just got ninja poofed
by s8vewatrdrnkbeer January 17, 2009
Get the ninja poof mug.Related Words
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by Kidkoolio February 19, 2008
Get the Poof mug.A poofer is someone who blows smoke up other people's butts, i.e., tells people what they want to hear; a liar; distantly related to a brown-noser and a yes-man
Example 1
Person 1: "I can't believe how fast Jim has been promoted."
Person 2: "I can. The boss loves him because he's total poofer."
Example 2
Person 1: "I'm so impressed with Chris's knowledge of football. He knows every stastitic!"
Person 2: "Oh please. Can't you tell he's a poofer?"
Person 1: "I can't believe how fast Jim has been promoted."
Person 2: "I can. The boss loves him because he's total poofer."
Example 2
Person 1: "I'm so impressed with Chris's knowledge of football. He knows every stastitic!"
Person 2: "Oh please. Can't you tell he's a poofer?"
by Heather Riley October 15, 2004
Get the Poofer mug.A very fluffy, cute and cuddlable cat that is so adorable and lovable and everything-able that you can imagine. He is irresistable. =)
by Libasser March 1, 2009
Get the Poof Poof mug.A very nappy, coarse, and thick pubic strip right above the private area of men and/or women. Preferably women. Similar styles include: the hitler, the chewbacca, the slight trim, and the Brazilian wax.
guy: last night, I was gonna get with this 7.3, but when she ripped off her clothes, her giant poof landing strip popped out so I performed a dutch oven on her and told her to leave.
by hankypankydoingthestankylegg January 21, 2010
Get the poof landing strip mug.That guy at the gym is a total poofle sniffer, he totally smelled my bicycle seat,look at the face he just made!!
by fastalkerus September 16, 2010
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