poone plankton

sperm leftover from the most recent sexual encounter.

"smells like you gots some poone plankton"

by anna jackson July 21, 2006

Poon Jabbi

A person of Indian decent that persuades women that he is Sicilian or Italian so that he can perform illicit acts on their most private of areas.

My friend Kumar met up with some girls in Back Bay to get a little Poon Jabbi action.

by Erik Cuttingham September 1, 2006

poon slap

the act of pulling out a semi hard dong out of a vagina and then slapping the girl in the side of the face with your sloppy dong.

"Hey, you suck at doing my dong!! Its time for a poon slap biatch"

Bitch isn't performing.
Time for a poon slap.

by Diggity Doctor May 30, 2007

poon dip

A sexual act where the male inserts and quickly withdraws his penis from the female's vagina and proceeds to shove it in her mouth.
He quickly dips his dick into her poon, then puts it in her mouth, imitating fun dip.

Guy: I want to try something new.
Girl: Okay. :D *opens legs*
Guy: *dips in dick* *puts dick into her mouth*
Girl: *chokes* OMG WHAT?!
Guy: HAHA! POON DIP!

Guy 1: Yo, you fucking poon dip.
Guy 2: What?...
Guy 1: Oh...like when I put my dick into your girls mouth after I fucked her. Sweet, yet salty.

by Seymoure Asses November 2, 2011

Poon Head

Someone who is going to remain a virgin their entire life, or become a nun.

She's going to be a poon head.

by Carinasan July 7, 2008

Poon Panda

A member of the female species, who likes to indulge in likeminded actions of a sexual nature, with other members. Usually of the larger variety. In other words fat.

Slim Jim : Wow i would love her to lick my lead.

Bill : Sorry mate, you picked a poon panda there, she is not into her bamboo.

by Mighty Ducks June 7, 2005

Poon-Faggot

A person who brags about loving sex, but is too much of a bitch to actually go out and pursue that goal.

Bob: Hey look at THAT hot-ass chick, I'd eat her clean out!

Ted: Bob, you've been saying that about the same girl for two weeks now. Stop being such a Poon-Faggot and talk to her already.

by sweetdeeonfire December 22, 2009