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poone plankton

"smells like you gots some poone plankton"
by anna jackson July 21, 2006
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Poon Jabbi

A person of Indian decent that persuades women that he is Sicilian or Italian so that he can perform illicit acts on their most private of areas.
My friend Kumar met up with some girls in Back Bay to get a little Poon Jabbi action.
by Erik Cuttingham September 1, 2006
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poon slap

the act of pulling out a semi hard dong out of a vagina and then slapping the girl in the side of the face with your sloppy dong.
"Hey, you suck at doing my dong!! Its time for a poon slap biatch"

Bitch isn't performing.
Time for a poon slap.
by Diggity Doctor May 30, 2007
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poon dip

A sexual act where the male inserts and quickly withdraws his penis from the female's vagina and proceeds to shove it in her mouth.
He quickly dips his dick into her poon, then puts it in her mouth, imitating fun dip.
Guy: I want to try something new.
Girl: Okay. :D *opens legs*
Guy: *dips in dick* *puts dick into her mouth*
Girl: *chokes* OMG WHAT?!
Guy: HAHA! POON DIP!

Guy 1: Yo, you fucking poon dip.
Guy 2: What?...
Guy 1: Oh...like when I put my dick into your girls mouth after I fucked her. Sweet, yet salty.
by Seymoure Asses November 2, 2011
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Poon Panda

A member of the female species, who likes to indulge in likeminded actions of a sexual nature, with other members. Usually of the larger variety. In other words fat.
Slim Jim : Wow i would love her to lick my lead.

Bill : Sorry mate, you picked a poon panda there, she is not into her bamboo.
by Mighty Ducks June 7, 2005
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Poon Head

Someone who is going to remain a virgin their entire life, or become a nun.
She's going to be a poon head.
by Carinasan July 7, 2008
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POON MOON

A poon moon occurs when a woman purposefully flashes her vagina at someone. This is usually a joke, not an invitation for sex.
That little bitch thought she had me when she showed her ass, but I retaliated with a poon moon, and we both know who won that war!

The guys at work are always flashing their balls, and since I don't have them I joined in with a poon moon!
by Moltov Cocktease August 11, 2010
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