wheezer pleaser

The wheezer pleaser is were in the middle of sex you tell a funny joke to get your partner wheezing while you thrust into them.

Girl we were having sex and he did the wheezer pleaser on me

by Apple milk with apple milf September 29, 2020

EXPLAIN PLEASE WTF

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pew pew like EXPLAIN PLEASE WTF WHY NO

by the truth teller_ January 8, 2021

vinegar please

Slightly less offensive way for someone to drop an "N-bomb" in response to something that is ridiculous or out of the question best delivered with a facial expression of disdain or annoyance.

Question: " Hey dude I'm a lil short on cash can you front me a 20?"

Response: " Vinegar please"

by Tres LeParc February 22, 2021

Hold Please

The most polite way you can tell someone who interrupts you to wait a fucking minute while you finish what you were doing!

Hey Mike what do you think about this? Hold please!

by UDstorytime May 1, 2023

The Party Pleaser

The Party Pleaser is a sexual manuever that involves one person getting pounded doggy style while simultaneously fisting one anus with the right fist and one anus with the left and performing either cunnilingus or fellatio on a sexual partner in the front. This technique is most commonly used in gangbangs.

You: Dude, did you see that chick in the porno doing the party pleaser?

Friend: Yeah man, I did. No homo, but we should try that shit.

You: Your crazy dude. Not only does the party pleaser require immense skill but it also requires 5 people. Its only me and you, man. We need 3 others.

Friend: True, I'll hit up those girls we met the other day and see if their tryna make this happen

You: Cool

by Not President Obama May 18, 2014

two seconds please

The universally way of knowing that you're fucked. Popularized by celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.

"Hey you, Two seconds please." - Chef Ramsay

by ohhistevie May 23, 2018

More Shrimp Please

A term coined by a steak house chain, for use when you ran out of shrimp, while taking advantage of “All you can eat shrimp”. It became an urban legendary phrase by two top notch guest ranch employees in Central Oregon in the early 1990’s. If you want something in life, simply ask for “More Shrimp Please!!”.

“Dude, This is the best summer ever....More shrimp please”.

“What should we do tonight after work?” “More shrimp please”

Waitress: “Can I get you two extremely handsome, hard working gentlemen anything?”
Mike and Erik: “More Shrimp Please!!!”

by Boycow November 15, 2020