Pineapple Coon

A racist term for native Hawaiians. Also a fantastic comeback for being called a "howlie" by the locals.

Damn, that pineapple coon can drink a ton of Heineken!

by FuiW1990 December 30, 2017

Pineapple Monster

A pineapple monster is a fictional creature that will nom internet connections, and kill several people in the process. Pineaple monsters can be found any place that has a terrible internet connection. They also enjoy sunny days, yellow jellybeans, and classic VW bugs.

Be careful! You're internet connection could be next!

Kid 1: "Yesterday i was on the computer and my internet dropped!!"

Kid 2: "sounds like you've got yourself a pineapple monster."

Kid 1: "NNNNNOOOOO!!!"

by crazygirl! June 21, 2009

pineapple butthole

when you are smoking a cigarette and the ash falls on your skin

him: "ouch! that hurt like a pineapple butthole!"

by fukinbitchesgettinmoney June 16, 2017

Pineapple Launcher

A Pineapple Launcher is a common synonym for a RPG, a type of rocket launcher. It is used because the rocket that is visible sticking out of the launcher is obviously shaped like a pineapple. Just like noob tubes, used to get easy kills.

Let's have some fun with my pineapple launcher!

Damn noobs with pineapple launchers...

by Eljmaster July 13, 2010

Pineapple Chicken

A Chinese food that has chicken in a pineapple sauce. In other words, the best food ever.

Last night I had pineapple chicken for dinner and it was, oh my god good.

by jays_girl March 15, 2009

Norwegian Pineapple

It's when you cut the top off of a pineapple, put it on your dick and then insert it into a girl's vagina. Note: She must first be warmed up with an Appaloosa Apricot (Covering your balls in apricot jelly and then dipping them into a girl's vagina)

Husband - "Sweetie, would you like a Norwegian Pineapple?"
Wife - "Sure honey, get out the apricot jelly first"

by Trumeteer August 3, 2009

[Rusty Pineapple]

After a female as lightly excreted feces on her partner's genitalia, she strokes the scrotum in a petting like fashion. To make this a Rusty Pineapple though, there must be a "five o'clock shadow" on the scrotum, to create a pineapple-ish effect.

The fetus baby said that he smelled a Rusty Pineapple in the vicinity.

"DUDE. I got a Rusty Pineapple last night and now I feel violated"

by rusty pineapple February 4, 2009