Pineapple Coon

A racist term for native Hawaiians. Also a fantastic comeback for being called a "howlie" by the locals.

Damn, that pineapple coon can drink a ton of Heineken!

by FuiW1990 December 30, 2017

pineapple jew

A pineapple jew is a native term to Hawaiians used to describe fruity people of Judaism.

When we were in Hawaii, my buddy's friend Dave would not stop hitting on me at the synagogue. He's definitely a pineapple jew.

by Politically Irrelevant September 20, 2014

pineapple butthole

when you are smoking a cigarette and the ash falls on your skin

him: "ouch! that hurt like a pineapple butthole!"

by fukinbitchesgettinmoney June 16, 2017

Pineapple Monster

A pineapple monster is a fictional creature that will nom internet connections, and kill several people in the process. Pineaple monsters can be found any place that has a terrible internet connection. They also enjoy sunny days, yellow jellybeans, and classic VW bugs.

Be careful! You're internet connection could be next!

Kid 1: "Yesterday i was on the computer and my internet dropped!!"

Kid 2: "sounds like you've got yourself a pineapple monster."

Kid 1: "NNNNNOOOOO!!!"

by crazygirl! June 21, 2009

Pineapple Chicken

A Chinese food that has chicken in a pineapple sauce. In other words, the best food ever.

Last night I had pineapple chicken for dinner and it was, oh my god good.

by jays_girl March 15, 2009

Norwegian Pineapple

It's when you cut the top off of a pineapple, put it on your dick and then insert it into a girl's vagina. Note: She must first be warmed up with an Appaloosa Apricot (Covering your balls in apricot jelly and then dipping them into a girl's vagina)

Husband - "Sweetie, would you like a Norwegian Pineapple?"
Wife - "Sure honey, get out the apricot jelly first"

by Trumeteer August 3, 2009

Slushy Pineapple

The act of cutting out a whole in a pineapple. Having sex with it. Finishing inside the pineapple. Then taking a fork/knife and slushing it all together. Sweet yet salty. The ONLY problem with this drink is that after about 10 you have to get your stomach pumped.

I'm very thirsty, would you mind making me a slushy pineapple?

by D-rok 817 January 12, 2011