Post-page hard-on (PPH)

A condition affecting a male doctor, generally on night shifts, when he wakes up to their pager going off and find that he has a raging hard boner and cannot mobilize until buddy calms down.

Nurse: Hello, did you get my page about patient Smith's fluid order?
Doctor: Yeah I'm cumming, I'm dealing with a PPH right now...
Nurse: PPH? Post-partum hemorrhage?
Doctor: Uhhh. Yeah.

Post-page hard-on (PPH)

by docjustincredible May 29, 2015

1st Page Expert

When someone talks about a topic/claims they are knowledgable in- but their only knowledge of the topic is all the information on the 1st page of Google. This can also be used to describe someone with a shallow understanding of a topic.

Person 1: Look at Fred talk about finances to the rest of the party, he doesn't even know what he is talking about.

Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.

by Jane Doe324 July 25, 2022

Ego Page

A webpage describing yourself, or some online persona.

"Heya!"
"Hi, who are you?"
"My ego page: http://example.org/ego.html"

by Bluebie December 07, 2008

Landing page

Piece of toilet paper thrown to toilet before pooping preventing water to splash an ass.

That’s a pity I haven’t used the landing page. My ass is really wet.

by Thepunisher69 April 19, 2018

Page rollin

A fat ass bitch that your short ass freind likes

Oh my motha fuking daym Page rollin fat asf

by Some niglet pipin r mother January 10, 2022

Scan your page

1. Looking a significant other up and down with a calculated gaze, similar to a scanner.

Step into my circle of pleasure and let me scan your page.

by OfficerKingsley September 09, 2019

Page Fuck

When someone posts something sexy on your wall on facebook.

Chick 1 I just got Page Fucked by your ex.

Chick 2 Ewwwwy. Thats nasty.

by Mi Caulk January 17, 2011