Iowa City Splash Pad

When a woman squirts so hard that it bounces of their partner’s abdomen and splashes back at them.
I would’ve brought a beach towel if I had known she was gonna pull off that Iowa City Splash Pad.
by PeterPancake December 06, 2023
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Wayne Pad

A word that I made up. Even though Wayne is a guy's name, 'Wayne Pad' can be used for both genders, it doesn't matter.

This word is used for people who are addcited to Wattpad or just use it very often. It describes them as people who are dirty minded, horny, and reads lemons.
Person A: Yo I caught Jeff reading lemons on Wattpad.

Person B: I'm not surprised, he's a Wayne Pad.
by uh wha November 27, 2020
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Tomausz Pad

A large sheet of the most premium fabric sourced by the one and only Tomasz. Can be used as a mousepad, fleshlight or toilet paper. Acquiring one of these exclusive products takes enormous amounts of dicksucking and simping over discord. No living being except Tomasz has seen a tomausz pad in real life.
Fluffy: Can i get a tomausz pad?

TM: no, i have 3 testers (he's essentially saying 'go fuck yourself')
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padded playpen

Horny stud: Anytime I meet a new "willing" girl and bring her home, da first place I steer her towards is da good ol' padded playpen... about da only exception would be if it's a really hot day,, in which case we go freshen up in da shower first, then towel off and jump under da covers.
by QuacksO October 20, 2018
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maxi pads

Vaginal pads that absorb all of the menstrual blood that is leaving a female, they wear them in their panties, on their vagina.
"I have him change my tampons and maxi pads, I'm boss af, so I'm not worried about it!"
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maxi pad

maxi pad is a teef but i love her 🙄🤚
by 🙄🤚 November 11, 2020
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Pee Pee Pads

Miniature cotton wool pads used for dabbing the end of your Disco Stick to prevent Damp Pant.
Ron's wet crotch suggests he's fresh out of Pee Pee Pads
by Credit To The Nation September 13, 2023
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