toot your own horn

To brag about one's own talents.

Joe: I am the greatest person on earth!
Bob: Don't toot your own horn, you ass.

by qxan September 28, 2006

drink your own bathwater

v. A metaphor for a person or a group of people believing their own lies and propaganda. The effects of doing this can be comical, e.g., Baghdad Bob, but this is usually the harbinger of the demise of the practitioner(s).

When Mikhail Gorbachev instituted Perestroika and Glasnost, it was obvious that the leadership of the Soviet Union was having a big session of "drink your own bathwater," assuming that Communism was actually about helping workers. Glasnost exposed the average Russian to the lies they had been told, particularly about how awful their standard-of-living was as compared to the West. Subsequently, Gorbachev and the Soviet Union lasted only six years.

by Dan Weyandt March 27, 2013

Legend in his own lunchtime

The art of being self confident and delusional about non existent achievements or accolades to a greater audience, to the point of self belief.

Dude, did you hear that bullshit Tomasz came out with? he`s a legend in his own lunchtime.

by Sarahlin69 April 29, 2013

baking your own muffin

When a female is engaging in some sort of stimulus resulting in sexual arousal.

Comes from the show Workaholics.

"Jillian, I can't have you back here baking your own muffin to Dolph collages!"

by ragnarqk_ October 12, 2016

Sucking his own dick

To promote one's own product or shill for an advertiser during business/non-commercial hours. Increasingly common among radio talk show hosts.

Did you catch Limbaugh's third hour today? Right before the bottom-of-the-hour break, he spent a good three minutes sucking his own dick.

by Zim53 July 13, 2012

legend in one's own mind

It is a person that exaggerates their self importance. These people like to boast or brag about their achievements, positions and accomplishments. Often seen as drama queens, blowhards and egomaniacs. These people like to inflate their credentials, but in reality they're not that important.

The people who like to inflate their claim to fame are a legend in one's own mind.

by Preston Pierce August 2, 2009

Watch your own bobber

-When someone is paying more attention to what you're doing then what they're doing.

-When you're working on something you already know and someone over your shoulder is telling you how to do it.

Bob: hey Bill......you done with that tire change yet?!

Bill: hey Bob....?

Bob: what?

Bill:..........watch your own bobber

by lo-ca$h August 20, 2016