monking off

masturbating, beating off, jacking off, choking the chicken, wanking, jerking off

can't believe goblin keeps monking off

by eggbearrice January 14, 2021

off the commercials

Verb. A slang term originating from resembling the act of one's self or another being engaged in any type of action, energetic work, activity, or constant motive that never seems to come to a stop. This can have a negative or positive connotation, depending on context, such as describing a person who is constantly coming up with mind-blowingly creative ideas, or perhaps someone just out of control or acting weird.

A break from an activity or action would resemble that of a commercial break on television thus the term "He's off the commercials"

Adjectives: off the shits, on some other shit, geeked up, doped up, on a tip, trippin.

1. Student #1: Man this teacher hasn't stopped going on and on about linear equations, he won't take a break.
Student #2: Yea bro he's off the shits
Student #3: That boi Mr. Wahnon off the commercials for real!!!

Bro #1: Aye bra you seen Christopher's post's on Instagram bra? He's looking swole bra!
Bro #2: Yeah bra he's been hitting up the gym with Gabe lately, you know him he's never not at the gym I heard he hits the weights like 3 times a day!
Bro #1: Trueee! That boi is off the commercials for real!!!!

Frat boi #1: Wtf did you guys give Zuriel? He hasn't stopped break dancing he looks like he's having a seizure all over the floor for the past 3hours!
Frat boi #2: Normal reaction giving him a little wiff of some coke.. don't worry he'll be off the commercials eventually.

by AssMucus April 12, 2017

the bop off

Cork phrase meaning that someone looks exactly like someone else.

Owen: I don't look like Dexter!

Rocky: You're the bop off him lad.

by easta what August 25, 2011

off the jank

Also known as OTJ. When something is so incredibly awesome, it earns the title of "off the jank"

Man, your new woofers in the back of your ride are off the jank, bruskie!

by BosifusCleodis October 2, 2011

off the brorometer

When a bromance is so intense it becomes gay.

Vicki: Wow, Fred and Roger are holding hands!
Felicity: I'm beginning to think they are off the brorometer.

by bromanceLover69 September 21, 2009

Off the record

If someone says something off the record it means they don’t want it to be publicly reported

“Let’s keep this off the record”

by 24/7 July 28, 2018

In off the pink

When , during and particularly energetic bout of sexual intercourse, you withdraw the knob a little too far and when attempting to re-enter the otters pocket it is deflected into the chocolate speedway

Fiona threw her head back and howled like a banshee....'What the fuck was that...?' she screamed, 'Sorry love, must have gone 'in off the pink'..I suppose a blow is out of the question...?'.wank durch

by Rifleman59 May 19, 2010