The Glass test

A timed 2 mile fitness test that must be completed in under 16 minutes! This test is done mostly in relation to soccer preseason fitness!

Coach I want to get in shape! Can we run the glass test all the time please!?

by Total-ninety January 14, 2014

Heaven in a Glass

3/4 Premium Grape Vodka
1/4 Red Bull
Can be served with or without ice.

This heaven in a glass, got me feeling so lifted like an angel.

by Mr. Gemini Jones July 18, 2011

Glass Banana

A glass banana is someone who is very clumsy and they bruise really fast and easy.

Boyfriend: "Babe be careful where you step, you're a glass banana. I don't want you to hurt yourself."

by Dannylovely74_ March 23, 2017

Glass Dildo

Is owed to gray.

Sorry gray, I still owe you a glass dildo

by Snulls1908 February 27, 2019

urkel glasses

Glasses defined as having at a minimum 1" thick glass, large dimension lenses treated with duralumin, which is accompanied by eyeglass cord made from leftover weave

Eyeglasses that fit the description but are not coated in duralumin do not qualify as "Urkel Glasses" as they will not reflect any semen back at the original shooter

"Urkel Glasses" were originally designed to protect oneself from a being shot in the eyes with semen. Many people prior to 1989 needed to have their eyes removed after many an unplanned ejaculatory mess.

To date, 3,742,635,864 eyes have been saved by "Urkel Glasses"

Jim - "Let me know when you're gonna blow your load"
Lou - "...OK...here I come"
Jim - "WAIT, I need my Urkel Glasses!!!!"
Lou - "There's no time for that!"
Jim - "OWWW MY EYES!!!"
Lou - "Oh well, guess you should have put on your Urkel Glasses"

by Captain Cosby Sweater February 27, 2014

glass ceiling

A level within the managerial hierarchy beyond which very few women and minorities advance.

Women and minorities have had problems winning promotions to senior management positions due to the glass ceiling.

by gipperee September 12, 2004

fake glasses

Glasses in which are used for decoration purposes only, not for eye sight.

Those fake glasses that actor is wearing describe the character.

by Cookiesareforever101 May 03, 2016