Trophy Table

A table full of empty cans, bottles and glasses of alcohol that accumulate from a long night of drinking.

“We had such a great night of drinking. We have a trophy table of 30 beer cans and bottles to prove it!”

by The Ginger Snap no. 2 June 2, 2018

Table Racism

When someone confronts you about breaking a table or flipping on in a sign of anger. Or you just only like one type of table.

Man you only like oak tables, thats pretty Table Racist.

Dude you broke my coffee table, thats a pure sigh of Table Racism you know!

by •River Bridge• May 10, 2018

Table One

a group, preferably one that comprises a luch table, that one a select few can ever enter.

Anyone not at table one for luch is a chode boy fresh

by CBFTREVVYTREV April 19, 2009

Flip the table

It’s 6pm on a Saturday. Your mans is late to pick you up for the date that you are finally going on after a year and a half in the “talking” stage. You look out the window pondering life. You realize that he has arrived. As you are driving to the bar for your date Chad tells you that he thinks he may be interested in seeing Nicole after you two are done seeing one another. You’re mad…so mad. So you yell at the driver to pull it over. You get out of the car but you get back in. You and the driver get together then and there. You get married to the driver who is secretly Jeff Bezos.

Chad ends up in jail for laundering money. That is called flipping the table.

Trina totally is going to flip the table on Josh when she gets the promotion.

by reallyrealdefinitiongenerator November 27, 2021

Enable-table

A table that or cabinet that enables you to store more useless clutter.

That useless table you bought is only an enable-table for you to keep more junk around the house.

by Lazybug September 12, 2019

Table Party

A table party involves the use of a glass table, and a minimum of two people. One person lays under the glass table, while the other person takes a shit on the glass. Table parties are one of the few shit party games, as several people can participate at once.

I ran out of glass cleaner while cleaning up after last night's table party.

by sqitso March 31, 2008

setting the table

When someone, usually in a public restroom, flushes the toilet before they sit down to use it. (Term can be used whether or not something was actually in the toilet that merited flushing.)

As I was contemplating life in the Wal-Mart bathroom a man walked into the stall next to mine, setting the table before he sat down.

by jimmywho723a January 25, 2009