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Molly rant

attributed to Molly Wood from the "Buzz Out Loud Podcast" on cnet, a daily technology podcast co-hosted with Tom Merritt. An official Molly rant is a long statement (Molly rants pl. are known to last over a minute) delivered at a fast pace and often pause-less, where Molly Wood would give her opinion(s) on a particular article relating to or arising from a story in the podcast. The speed and length of the statement is often proportional to the amount of displeasure cause to Molly Wood by the Story. Now, a Molly rant is often used to describe any rant delievered in the form of Molly Wood.
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molly wopped

When someone straight beats on another person, usually with alot of extreme force
He just was molly wopped with that bat
by sir molly wopper March 14, 2005
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molly wop

To reach waaay back with your pimp hand, damn near knocking oneself off balance to deliver a massive blow with an inside closed fist to the temple of your hoe or foe.
When I see that guy who stole my money, he's getting molly wopped on site.
by Wank, Jew Banker, Cosmos September 21, 2005
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dancing with molly

going to a club and taking ecstacy
person 1: wanna go to a club tonight?
person 2: yeah! lets go dancing with molly
by chunky peanutbutter June 10, 2013
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black mollies

An old word for the black capsules that medicinal speed came in. Back when speed came in these little black capsules, they were sometimes called Black Beauties. In the South, they were also known as Black Mollies. The capsules resembled the small fish known as the Black Molly. Ask someone from the South what black beauties are and they'll say "oh, black mollies."
Back in the old days, you could get black mollies. Purer than meth.
by Anonime June 15, 2007
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the name molly

The name Molly is not a common name. Molly is pretty with AMAZING eyes! She is the nicest person you will ever meet and is very attractive. She is very funny and ussaly has blonde hair.
The name Molly is HOT
by coolkid8920 April 23, 2015
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molly doogan

molly doogan is the god of everything. she usually has awesome hair and smells like apples. i like molly a whole lot. yeah. she often jizzes over panic! at the disco, a god damn amazing band who a lot of people jizz over. yeah. molly doogan smells.
oh molly doogan, you sure do smell like apples, and love panic! at the disco. yup.
by amazing apple girl October 20, 2011
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