Fuck Nuts and Paper Cuts

Fuck Nuts and Paper Cuts is an exclamation used by one who has just had something negative occur unto them.

It can be yelled or uttered under ones breath, both with roughly the same meaning of "I am not fond of what just happened to the point of incoherence and so I will utter a nonsensical phrase."

The phrase originated in the online gaming world and was uttered randomly upon the death of a player. The player and his friend then sat in silence pondering upon this new exclamation for not only did it rhyme, it also combined a variety of strange things all in one.

It can also be shortened to simply "Fuck Nuts"

*player 1 is shot by player 2*
Player 1: Fuck nuts and paper cuts! You got me!

by Piemanthe3rd June 15, 2009

Wants my nuts

1. When a person is attracted to you, wants to get in your pants, wants to have sex with you. Doesn't necessarily have to be a guy saying it.

2. May be used as a joke with close friends that may or may not be crushing on you.

3. Wants to eat your walnuts, peanuts, cashews, mixed nuts, etc.

1. "Yeah, she wants my nuts bad..."

1. "He waited outside for an hour for me to get off work. He must really want my nuts!"

2. Sarah-"You know you want my nuts..."

Ashley-"You know it, Babe!"

3. "I knew she wanted my nuts! She ate the whole bag!"

by Ruffgirl September 26, 2009

kick in the nuts

When someone uses a swift movement of their foot to pulverize another persons testicles. this will usually immobilise the kickee.

If you don't shut up you are goning to get a kick in the nuts.

by Brett May 6, 2003

bulge nuts

when you can see someones nuts through their pants cuz theyre so tight

the jonas brothers have bulge nuts

by deekra October 5, 2008

nutskers

testicles

"oh man im freezing my nutskers off out here"

by nate-dawg-dizzle December 1, 2009

nutsheller

Someone who summarizes a story or large section of text. Derived from the phrase, "in a nutshell."

"Bob is really great at summarizing things into key points. He's quite the nutsheller."

by craiglloyd March 5, 2013

Nutshot Compilation

A video intended to be funny, where a man I hit in the nuts with basketball shorts on.

I like the nutshot Compilation.

by Nutshotguy July 23, 2018