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Band Geeks

The title of what is almost unanimously agreed to be the best episode of the Nicktoons show Spongebob Squarepants.

Squidward wants to form a band in Bikini Bottom so that he can win against his rival, Squilliam, at the "Bubble Bowl." Squidward calls together various residents of Bikini Bottom to perform, hoping to make them good at playing instruments. But through some of the funniest and most memorable shenanigans the show has to offer, the band ends up fighting, and all seems lost. But then on the day of the Bubble Bowl, the band shapes up and puts on perhaps the greatest song performance in cartoon history. Featuring the song "Sweet Victory" by Van Halen, the band is able to succeed, and Squidward is able to come out on top against his rival in the end.

Many fans consider this to be the absolute best episode of the show for its humor, memorable lines, jokes, and most of all, that kick-ass music number at the end. And it truly is amongst the show's best episodes in my opinion.
Memorable lines from "Band Geeks":

"Whoever's the owner of the white Sudan, you left your lights on."

"No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument... Horse radish isn't an instrument either."

*After Squidward plays his clarinet* "Uh yes, we're here from the pet hospital, and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises."

"People talk loud when they want to act smart, right? -*Plankton* CORRECT!"

"It's the sweeeet, sweeeeet victory, yeah!"
by WTF123 December 2, 2014
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Amazing band

1. Somehow a description of every single word and phrase in existence.
Wow, I never knew Diorama was an amazing band. I always thought it was a miniature model representing a 3d scene.
by bruhthisismyhandle August 20, 2021
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10 bands

Refers to 10 $1000 stacks of money. $1000 dollars is rapped around a rubber band which is why it is called "10 bands".
Drake: I made 10 bands off tonights show
Lil Wayne: Boy i made 150 bands last night
by GraceRamirezfpn July 19, 2017
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poopshitters the band

q have you heard of poopshitters the band
a yes
by HIGHLIZARDA June 3, 2021
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band aid

A very short skirt on a girl. It is so short that it looks like she only has a small patch of cloth wrapped around her hips, hence band aid. So short, that anything besides standing will reveal too much.
"Damn that girl Ashley is wearing a sweet ass band aid."
by ShakeNBake1 April 20, 2007
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novelty band

A band created in order to make people laugh, not a serious band.
Usually in a weird novelty form, IE: funny hats/faces.

See: The Cartoons
"ooooh eeeeh oooh aahhh ahhh ting tang walla walla bing bang"..wow thats pretty lame ...it has to be a novelty band's song.
by Trick0rz March 20, 2007
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boy band

Any group of five homosexual pedophile men who sing manufactured pop songs about love, romance, why women keep dumping them, and other overrated bullshit targeted towards pre-adolescent or teenybopper girls. Normally, these genetic defects should have had careers in flipping McDonalds burgers, since they can't even play a musical instrument or even read a music sheet if their lives depended on it.
How can each boy band be considered unique if they all look the same, act the same, sing in soprano, are all faggots, will never experience a vagina, and have an average shelf-life of only two years?
by AYB May 26, 2003
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