safe gift

A 'Safe Gift' is a present an Ex or secret lover has given you that has no connection with romance or love so that your current squeeze will not know who gave it to you.

I've got you a safe gift so lawrence won't know who got it for you, hope you enjoy x

by BRUCEFC April 21, 2018

Safe & Sane Surfer

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.

Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!

by Ratskrad December 30, 2021

safe edgy

People who are safe edgy only joke about drunk driving or arson, but never anything else violent or offensive.

Guy 1: Wow, that exam was hard as balls!
Guy 2: Yeah I know, it made me wanna commit arson!
Guy 1: Shut up.

Safe Edgy

by J4VA February 11, 2024

jiggle your safe

When one swirls another persons butthole with their finger

Damn bro it feels good when someone jiggle your safe!

by Awooly July 18, 2017

safe

Aleksandr is safe, probably the safest there ever was to be safe. They say he is so safe that OSHA wanted to recruit him, but he didn't want to take the risk. Aleksandr is the literal definition of safe.

Ashley "Ok well be safe tomorrow"
Aleksandr " Literally the definition of safe is me, look it up"

by Anonamosious April 1, 2022

Safe goat

mocking a weak point in anothers self esteem due to the fact that said person doesn't have anything else to say; moreover, a coward

Man you're such a safe goat, nothing better to say looking ass

by mralwaysright0000 March 9, 2017

safe gay

Also spelled "safegay," this refers to implied homosexuality in a fictional work done subtly enough to be marketed towards a mostly straight audience or to children. This usually occurs when the creators don't want to cause controversy. or the higher-ups wanted them to tone it down if the plan was originally to show it more obviously.

Usually, it's hard to catch the first time around, but becomes more obvious each time you consume that media.

Coined by Stacy on the YouTube channel, Geek Remix.

It took Sarah a couple seasons to catch the "safe gay" in her favorite television show, but once she noticed it, it was cemented in her mind.

by Dr. Sigh September 19, 2016