Hairy Noogie

Like a normal noogie, but the main goal is to mess up the victim's hair. The technique may be closer to a dutchrub as you want to use your whole hand, not just your knuckles.

Tips:
Flatten out your hand and let your fingers fly.
It does not have to be long, just destructive.
Best victims are those with neat, medium-length hair.

Bridger cares so much about his hair, so I'm going to give me a Hairy Noogie and mess it all up.

by WedgieLoser September 3, 2025

Pernone some Noobs

To demolish some new players or just plain bad players in a video game. To crush their hopes and dreams and win every fight you take. To beat someone so bad they never want to play again. To make that person feel embarrassed on the sticks and have them think why they ever picked them up.

I just want to pernone some noobs on Fortnite and get some dubs but I keep facing PC sweats.

by Crock11 August 22, 2019

Jack some noog

Get this bread, let’s go grind, motivating saying

Let’s go jack some noog! (If you were talking to a group of friends about to go to go into a social setting or about to take an exam)

by Yesma’am77 April 29, 2020

Fuck on my noogan

This term was created in the origins of Jota and Echina party chat. This is said when there is an awkward silence essentially a silence breaker. Pronounced as: fuck on my new-gan

*silence* (Jota) Fuck on noogan (Echina) fuck on my noogan.

by Juan Melino July 28, 2024

Cult of the Noobs

A group of friends that used to be mostly centered around playing Roblox from the years 2019 - 2024. Consisted of approximately 10-12 core members with over 600 other members during its prime. As of right now, the group is practically dead and it's central members were all reported missing last year without any trace of where they might've gone.

"Hey did you hear what happened to Cult of the Noobs?"
"No? What is that?"
"Don't worry about it."

by Dimentioof April 28, 2025