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Tan puto

guy A: I just bought tickets to the Justin Bieber concert, want to come with me?
guy B: Tan Puto!!!
by AC808 November 25, 2013
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pooty tan

The brownish discoloration typical around the underside of the groin and butt - typically found on people who are grotesquely overweight.
"That was nasty, this fat guy bent over in gym shorts and he had excessive pooty tan."
by maikelyeremy September 12, 2009
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Jetro Tan

The reddish colored tan one gets while tailgating in the Jetro Lot, or just while tailgating in general. Sometimes painful, may lead to cancer, and somewhat preventable via sunblock.
Person A: Hey man, that sunburn looks nasty

Person B: What sunburn? This is just my Jetro tan...

Person A: ...
by SoB0410 May 17, 2010
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pink-and-tan

A high maintenance woman who is overly tan and wears girly colors, pink for example. Spends most of her time concerned about her looks. Is likely to carry her dog or other small cute animal around with her. Likely to get breast implants, wear impractical shoes, and worry about clothing labels and the thickness of her eyelashes. Her Facebook page is mostly selfies. It's important to her that you compliment her looks on a fairly constant basis. She will apologize when you catch her without makeup.
Pink-and-Tan examples include Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Real Housewives of L.A., probably a Kardashian (non-blonde variety).
by Patricia Bateman January 20, 2014
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Workshop tan

Pallor obtained by spending too much time at work. Specially applies to motor racing mechanics who avoid exposure to the sun by lying comfortably under cars. Also applied to the entire body of the owner of the pallor.
"Hey, get your workshop tan over here and check Kevin's new seam welding."
by Kevin07 January 6, 2008
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tanned whip

Where the penis slaps against the women's bottom leaving a mark that could be confused for a whip.
He gave his wife a tanned whip till she locked like a slave.
by Swaggy boy 21 February 23, 2015
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Oregon Tan

Having an ass so white it reflects the sun on to power solar panels.
Damn, I've heard of a white ass, but she got an Oregon Tan.
by Donkey Dude 23 December 6, 2016
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