When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation “very” occurs
I felt a little bit chivalrous towards this Tiffany chick I met on tinder’s brown eye so I gave the common courtesy of a Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before the rectal reaming goes down
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
Get the Peruvian glazed donutmug. Glazing the Pot
Verb (used with object)
Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.
Verb (used with object)
Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.
Friend 1: "What's Glazing the Pot mean?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."
Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"
Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."
"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."
Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"
Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."
"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"
by Spen15M June 19, 2016
Get the Glazing the Potmug. by Ajfootlong November 21, 2023
Get the Glazingmug. The glazing is crazy.
by kiptakistan January 24, 2023
Get the Glazingmug. When you pull your penis out of a tight vagina, spread her ass cheeks apart and cum on her butthole leaving her glazed like a doughnut.
I pulled out of Crissy and eased her cheeks apart and unloaded my jizz all over her butthole I was astounded by what I seen. Like Krispy Crème my anal glazing dream.
by Nicholas Uriah Gordon August 5, 2023
Get the Anal glazingmug. by Crambo117 October 6, 2018
Get the shower glazingmug.