box stain

Any stain left by a vagina, or someone so useless and stupid they might as well be viewed as a vaginal secretion.

Simone left a box stain on my comforter and I need to get it out before Lauren comes over.

-or-

I can't believe you are still watching tivo on the sofa. Go to work, box stain!

by n@dogg November 16, 2006

Sus-Box

Sus-Box. The extension of the word Sus. You use "Sus-Box" with closest of friends to reference a suspicious act or activity. Can also be used as "Fool-Box" and "Homie-Box". The -Box suffix is a sacred word derived in the Hancock Park area.

Example: "He said some rasict shit? He's a sus-box!"

by TheBoxPrince March 4, 2022

box juggler

A guy (or girl) who dates two or more women at the same time, without the women knowing about each other.

Ramon is such a box juggler - he's seeing Dianne on Tuesday night, and Shelly the next morning!

by Cheryl Mellows October 10, 2007

spit boxing

arguing with someone, going back and forth with insults, etc.

Stupid bitch: Imma kick yo ass

Me: Yu ain't doin shit but spit boxing. If yu feelin froggy, then jump... Don't talk about it, be about it. *rolls eyes and walks away* dumb ho

by *Noona*{{WSP}} June 2, 2009

cuddle box

A contraption primarily made to hold cows, was developed to be used on stressed people.

can be used as either an insult: go abck to your CUDDLE BOX

or prescribed by a docter " i think you should try using a cuddle box to relieve that stress"

by matteyy March 30, 2009

Spunky Box

A disease that emerged during 2022 and was declared a global health emergency by the world health organisation.

The disease is transmitted through direct rectal injection by an infected person. Under no circumstances should you allow anyone to cream your pie, or you will fall victim to the disease.

Symptoms include warts, fatigue, rectal leakage, fistula, ape like vocalisations etc.

There is no cure for this disease. Ensuring you don't have vaginal or anal sex with random/infected people will reduce transmission.

Scientists are advising everyone unmarried to engage in "sexual distancing" which should be maintained at all times (minimum of a 6 inch gap between people). If people do need to get closer, a penis mask (condom) should be worn to reduce the spread of infected droplets.

Bill: "Why do you insist I wear a condom?"
Jeff: "Because, having a spunky box will be 9000 times worse than covid-19"

by Souper Rare July 23, 2022

Stress box

Public phone in jail that only sends collect calls, and does not receive calls.

After the quake all these sorry suckers jumped on the stress box. Funny chumps.

by CarlitoSheen April 13, 2013