sticky nipples

a result of having a sticky substance slathered upon your nipples

Boberts girlfriend got jiggy with they K-Y, now he has sticky nipples!

by I Wear A Crown March 31, 2005

nipples

The worlds greatest friend to all. On everyone. Played with a lot. Sometimes abused. But nipples is the awesomest friend in the universe!

Omg! Nipples I love you lol

by Batmansweg June 8, 2014

nippleshoe

the new asshat..... to have a mouth so full of shit that you might actually use the word asshat.

Director Kevin Smith, who popularized the phrase asshat, is a real fucking nippleshoe.

by sanfordthefourth June 15, 2006

Sage-Nipples

Chapped or chaffed nipples. Often occurs when a woman doesn't wear a bra for a few days. Sage-Nipples are really painful.

A crusty or blistered nipples would be an example of Sage-Nipples

by Sage-Nipple April 19, 2009

Bagel Nipples

Aureoles that are equivalent to that of the size of a bagel.

Dude! -points at the computer- this chick has major bagel nipples!

by Billie Valentine aka LW June 14, 2010

Dinnerplate Nipples

Nipples that resemble dinnerplates. Usually 90 inches... in radius.

That bitch had such huge dinnerplate nipples that I could eat the food she made me off of them!

by BUTTSEXER OF GERFLAG January 26, 2011

Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamatory phrase used when someone finds porn on your computer.

"Shitting Dick Nipples! How did that get there?"

by Broke-ass Sexual Chocolate May 17, 2006